Brian.Behm

I received this in an email and thought I would post this…
Good reasoning. If only our young people could be this prepared for their college professors!!!!
A Science professor begins his school year with a lecture to the students, ‘Let me explain the problem science has with religion. ‘The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before [...]

An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.
The [...]

I recently chose a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing ‘fairly well’ for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him,
‘Do you think I’ll live to be 80?’
He asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?’
‘No,’ I replied. ‘I [...]

by Dave Barry

The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
People who feel the need to tell you that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling you that [...]

With high school graduation just around the corner I thought I would post one of my favorite list of rules for post-graduate life. This list was part of a speech given by Microsoft’s Bill Gates to Mt. Whitney High School.
Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won’t [...]

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in
a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar…….and the beer.
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front
of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and
empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to [...]

Wow, this skit says alot. Click on the Read More link below to see the video…